Archive for March, 2012


March 19, 2012


Behold, for your consideration, proof god loves us, onesies. If your grinch-green heart has not smiled at chubby baby thighs coming out of a onesie- then go ask Dorothy for a heart. Onesies are the cutest garment ever made….I wish they made them my size. They even sound cute- say onesie three times in a row- i’ll wait…………… you see! And if you have ever had to change an infant’s diaper, you must have been awed by the nexus of form and function that is the onesie. Onesies have even made me laugh- walk in to a shop for hipster’s babies in Brooklyn and you will see. My favorite: “Ma. meatloaf!!!”. The onesie. Proof god loves us.


Justin Vernon (Bon Iver)

March 19, 2012


Behold, for your consideration, proof god loves us, Justin Vernon of Bon Iver. This cat was born in Eu Claire, Wisconsin, sings falsetto, and looks like the guy from college I would avoid at parties due to his body odor – but this fellow can write music. “Holocene” sounds like the lullaby god put Jesus to sleep with. His first album, “For Emma, Forever Ago”, had a song called “Skinny Love” and you know what, despite the fact I’ve never gone for skinny loves, I FELT it. And just when I thought this man could not be doper, he sings on Kanye’s heartbreaking work of staggering genius, “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”… twice!!! Behold, Justin Vernon, proof god loves us.